Things You Should Never Google

Things You Should Never Google

keywords are created so that we have gain access to all the information that the World Wide Web has to offer. However, some keywords can easily betray us and end up scarring our lives forever. Here are some of the keyword you should never search on Google:

Blue Waffle

We’ll give you heads up and say that while there are waffles made with blue food colouring. However, that won’t be the image you see when you Google this keyword. Instead of looking at  some blue Eggos, you’ll witness a picture of some diseased genitalia. It has all the bumps, puss, bruising and blood that your mind can possibly imagine. Moreover, this keyword should probably be used in sex education programs to promote STD testing and condoms.

Trypophobia

If you ever had the hairs on the back of your neck stand up while looking at a cluster of small holes. Then you may have Trypophobia. Above all, this term only recently surfaced, but it seems that a significant number of people suffer from it. From honeycombs to Lotus pods, the fear is delivered to stem from an ancient instinct to stay away from poisonous things that have clusters of holes. It has also inspired some graphic artists to implement hole clusters on disturbing parts of the body scar us all.

2 Girls 1 Cup

This video is practically a classic. But there are new internet surfers emerging everyday who don’t know what this video is all about. To help prevent the spoiling of the video and save you from the trauma at the same time. We highly recommend not to search this keyword if you love your  chocolate soft serve ice-cream.

Pain Olympics

How much pain can you tolerate? And are you willing to compete with other people for Internet fame? The pain we experience is there for a reason as a way of telling ourselves to stop whatever you are doing. Thus, your body isn’t harmed. The pain Olympics is sponsored by BME. The Body Modification Enzime. And you’re graced with other competitors who are willing to tightly tie and even cut off their own Genitalia in order to win.

Lemon Party

By Googling the keyword, “Lemon Party”. You will be graced with one of the original shocker websites where you see three old men having a threesome. It can destroy the innocence of even the most nasty souls.

Skin Conditions

The Keyword seems innocent enough and it probably gets searched hundreds if not thousands of time a day. However, if you click on the image results. Then, you will be horrified at what you see in the results. You’re witnessed to some of the most nastiest skin conditions on this planet. This includes maggots in a rotted heel of a foot. And flaky skin that will give anyone the Goosebumps.

4 Girls Finger-paint

This was created by the same guy who brought us “2 Girls 1 Cup”. Now we have “4 Girls Fingerpaint” which is just as, if not more, traumatizing. You definitely see four girls finger painting. However, their paint of choice is another girl’s faeces. Moreover, their canvas is their own naked bodies. Once again, if you love soft serve Chocolate Ice-cream, or simply your last meal. Then stay the hell away

Beg Bugs on Mattresses

If you value your sleep. Then, you definitely need to supress your curiosity and walk away from the keyboard. By searching this keyword, you’ll see witness Mattresses in horrific shape to the point. That the bed bugs left stains behind and crawling all over the people who are sleeping on the mattresses. However, if you do decide to search this. Then, you’ll want to throw our your old mattress immediately and drop a couple grand for a new one.

Tub Girl

Shock videos seems to love featuring faeces in order to disgust and shock the viewer. You won’t look at attractive picture of a girl bathing in the bathtub. Instead, you’ll see a girl underneath another girl getting a golden shower of faeces.

Meat Spin

You might think that an aspiring butchers or people looking for knives would be using this keyword for their searches. They were probably scared to see that the results had a man spinning his gentleman’s sausage in a circle while fornicating with another man. In fact, you only see the action from the waist down. However, it doesn’t make the result any less scarring or ridiculous.

Trust me… DON’T GOOGLE THEM (until you switch on “safe search” first, that is).

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